analprolapsing:
if you hold a seashell to your ear you can hear it tell you what a little bitch you are
itsbetterthananal:
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
cokeflow:
I’m only rude if you’re dumb and annoying
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue